Jury Duty Girlfriend
Lyrics by David Cameron Anderson, Davecamson Music ASCAP
Music by Ritt Henn

The room is all of thirty feet square
with a restroom in the back
There's a fountain on the side wall
And I'm planning my attack
There's a sight for sore eyes beauty with a notebook and a pen
And she's got me feeling like I'm all of seventeen again

She's my jury duty girlfriend
Skin of alabaster white
Hair of gold like waving wheatfields
Eyes of blue like moonlit night
She's my jury duty girlfriend
And she's stuck inside this room
And I'm hoping I get lucky
B'fore our normal lives resume
She's my jury duty girlfriend
I'm her buck and she's my doe
And I think I might get lucky -
I mean, where's she gonna go?

The case is fairly open and shut
There are witnesses galore
There are photographs to prove it
But I'm holding out for more
Cause this sight for sore eyes beauty with a notebook and a pen
Has me hoping we discuss this case a year or two or ten

Jury duty girlfriend
How long can she resist
I'm the only man that's single
Turn this trial into a tryst
She's my jury duty girlfriend
To my mind we're on a date
And I'm sure to grow more handsome
The longer we deliberate

If you catch me in a year or so and I can't hide a grin
It's 'cause the jury's still out - and I'm in!