I Least Expect You Now
Lyrics by David Cameron Anderson, Davecamson Music ASCAP
Music by BL

I am ready to do this dating thing
I am ready to do this 'tell me your life I'll tell you mine' thing
I am ready to put the time in, the money down
Pick up the phone with every new joke
Hear 'bout the time you bit some dog
And write some letters from far away
And send them day after day after day after day

And where are you?
They say you'll happen when I least expect you to
Oh, where are you?
'Cause I least expect you now!

I am ready to do this dating thing
This what's your favorite color? oh it's yellow, yellow? thing
This "hump, what hump!' favorite movie laugh line thing
This what's it like to make love in the outdoors thing
This 'why do they have cameras now in elevators thing?'!
And where are you?
They say you'll happen when I least expect you to
Where are you? OH WHERE ARE YOU?
'Cause I least expect you now!

How is it I'm so resistable
Do I whine?
Do I grate?
I ask you
How is it I'm so resistable
If you're coming then you're late!

I am ready to do this dating thing
This beachwalk, wienie roast, moonwishing and big dipper finding thing
This I thought we'd see a movie we went bowling last night thing
This I know you had a job but that was LAST YEAR thing
This I used to work out before we got together thing
And where are you?
Oh where are you?
They say you'll happen when I least expect you to
Oh where are you?
Where are you?
'Cause I least expect you now!
I least expect you NOW!