How's Your Little Act?
Lyrics by David Cameron Anderson, Davecamson Music ASCAP
Music by Billy Philadelphia, Dim Sum Music BMI

How's your little act?
Who do you attract?
Any hot producers, directors or agents discuss a contract?
You could get a sit-com, you're funny, it happens
I know for a fact.
Invite THEM to your act!

How was your little show?
Did anybody go?
I wish I could have been there but that's my TV night
With four in a row
My VCR is broken, it tapes things too fast, or the dang thing tapes slow!
Next time you'll let me know?

Could you add some sex?
Everyone suspects.
Could you get your voice to sound rougher put in some more manly effects
For you to sound commercial you'll have to develop
A voice that reflects
Just a bit of sex!

Don't sing the verses if they're not familiar
No "save-the-world" songs, you are best when your sillier!

Hey, put me in your act!
I swear I won't detract
I've sung some karaoke, at weddings and funerals
Made quite an impact!
You could put me in your showcase
Although what I'd sing
Wouldn't be so abstract
I'd freshen up your act!
I'd liven up your show!
(spoken) Hey, I bought your CDs - I play them at parties and they're not the least bit distracting!
Gosh, look at the time.
Gotta go!